"Sure, why not?"

All in all, Link was **** to admit that Ruto was determined. Plus, maybe it was just her slightly younger body sending her weird signals, but the masculine, heroic body she had now was actually pretty hot. "Sure, why not," Link said at last. Instead of a reply, Ruto grabbed Link by the back of her head and drew her close, kissing her with all the passion Ruto had felt for her ever since they first met. It was a while before they finally came up for air, red-faced and woozy. "Now that is what I'm talking about!" Before Ruto could do anything, Link pulled her closer and continued the make-up session. Soon, they retreated into Dampe's shack, and more fun was had.

The wedding was a small affair, really just Ruto, Link, and Sheik. He was both of the couple's best man, which for some reason he felt was highly amusing. After that, the two swiftly retreated to a local inn room where they consummated their union. After that, they worked together to free all the sages and seal Ganondorf in the Sacred Realm. After that whole ordeal, the two got a home together in the rebuilt Castle Town. While for the most part Link, now called Lana, played the hot-blooded Gerudo wife and Ruto, now called Ron, played the stoic hero, sometimes their old selves showed through. Every once and a while something would set Ron off, at his brattiness and irritability left Lana meek and subservient. It was an odd marriage, to be sure, but they enjoyed it just fine.

THE END

...or is it?