"Penis, at 3½ inches, rock hard, I know."

Brock started to fume "How in the fuck would you know? Did you look over the stall, you fucking..."

Mikey deftly and gently covered Brock's mouth and simultaneously supported the back of his with his other hand, all while projecting calmness, like he was raised in a temple on a mountainside of Nepal and trained in the art of Kindkido by the exrta most bestest, Lama Tulku Turton.

Mike spoke in a measured tone, that spoke different than his normal "You don't really want to call me, because Im a real person, not a Trans Half-Orc NPC, whose really the ghost of the Dwarven innkeeper's long dead son, whose fulfilling a promise given to his mother on her deathbed."

Mike breathed as they were standing at the door. His hands still in place"The answer is yes, I looked over at your dick. Because (A) I am part gay, so calling me dutch cigarette is kind of offensive, unless you're a Bully with a 10 inch cock in my ass. And your mom asked me to verify what she feared. That you'll never please a woman and bring her a grandchild, so she's taking matters into her own hands and is pregnant with your soon to be ½ brother, and soon to be son, and stepson, or really stepsissy. Your mom and i got married bucko, Im your dad now."

Brock was almost at a loss for words. "But you're only 3 months older than me."

"But it's that 3 month headstart that led me to beating up your mom's pussy more than even your giant head did when you tore through her and csme out her asshole. Hey there's your limo. If you don't get at least a bj in a limo that has 6 pornsluts in a jacuzzi on the back tonight, then when you get home, I'm going to beat to your mom's other pussy to within an inch of your life for being a failure as a man. I mean 3 of them are holding up signs saying "I want Brock's Cock". I mean what the fuck man. Your mom made a sign for me similar on my ***EIGHT.***teenth birthday and met me at the bus stop after 6th period that one friday at ***MICK DONELLS , MYNPLACE OF EMPLOYMENT FROM WHEN I WAS 18" and then she helped me with my ***FISCAL YEAR 25, 3RD QUARTER TAXES***