"He really wants to show off? Let's help him."

As the guards brainstormed ideas, John thought about offering suggestions. But perhaps that would give the game away. Though they all seem convinced that he was intentionally streaking. They were right, of course, but he didn't want to say that out loud.

"Let's call the cops and have them arrest this freak." suggested Connie.

"We've been over this..." said one of the other guards, "You're not allowed to call the cops anymore. Unless it's an actual emergency. You've cried wolf too many times."

"Hey that last one was a real emergency!"

"A kid peeing in the pool is not a criminal offense!"

"IT SHOULD BE!"

Another guard looked at John and noticed that his dick has been twitching and leaking pre-cum this whole time. That's when she had an idea.

"If this guy really wants to show off that tiny little leaking nub, then why don't we help him out?"

All the other guards looked at her like she was insane. "You want to feed into his exhibitionism kink!?" screamed Connie.

"I mean, maybe if everyone in the entire park saw his, TINY, LITTLE, HAIRLESS, MICRO COCK...." she said, trying to emphasize her insults to embarrass him into at least covering up. "....then maybe he'd realize that streaking is no joke."

John was trying not to burst at the thought of everyone seeing him naked. Every single cute and sexy woman staring right at his smallness, aided by these security guards. He tried not to make it obvious that he wanted this more than anything.

He covered himself and started to beg them not to do it. "Oh please don't make me walk in front of everyone with my hands on my head. I don't want anyone else to see my weenie! It would be the worst thing I could think of!"

Most of the other guards giggled and snickered at him calling it his weenie. He saw a few of them bring their thumb and forefingers together, with sadistic grins on their faces.

"Well, too bad, you tiny nudist. You're going out there with nothing but a blush."

Connie of course was appalled at this blatant disregard for proper punishment procedure. "We can't just let him out there! All guests must have proper swimwear at all times! It says so in the rulebook."

He got startled at the mention of the rulebook, until he realized she was probably talking about the employee rulebook and not the rulebook.

"Of course we aren't going to just shove him out there and let him run wild. No, we're going to parade this pathetic little boy and his pathetic little peepee around the park. Maybe he'll think twice about waving his teeny, tiny dick around in public!"

"Ok, baby cock, hands behind your head, like you so kindly suggested."

He did as she said, trying not to let them see how excited he was. But just before he was marched out in front of all those people, Connie blocked the exit.

"ABSOLUTELY NOT. I WILL NOT HAVE ALL YOU PERVERTS SULLY THIS PARK'S REPUTATION! THIS NAKED TWERP SHOULD BE KICKED OUT AND BANNED FROM THE PARK!"

The other guards looked upset at their fun being ruined. But John realized that if that happened, there's a chance they'd do that WITHOUT giving him his stuff back.

He'd have to streak all the way home! That thought both excited him and scared him.