"Give me the short of it." I tell Wanda.

An so she did as we took a seat on my home's comfy tan fabric couch.

An the events she told me went as follows.

Cosmo being the idiot he was forgot their wedding anniversary, which naturally Wanda was not "happy" about in the slightest and I'm putting that shit in quotes.

If it wasn't already obvious Wanda was pissed as all Hell at the green haired fool to the point that she would refuse to even look at him.

In response to this Cosmo went to the one guy he could confide in, aka his godson.

An its here that Cosmo's fall truly began as he mistook a sarcastic comment from Old Tim-Tim and that comment was "Well it's not like you can create such a mess so big that she'll forget about everything."

Yeah... Not the best words to say to complete Dunce like Cosmo who takes a lot of things to seriously.

So Cosmo went to fairy world to find out if there something he could do to or well screw up to make Wanda forget all about the forgotten anniversary.

And... that's when the Anti-fairy's get involved.

You see Cosmo went to them because he knew that they were some of the biggest trouble maker's in all of fairy world. So of course the fool would go and ask them what was the biggest thing he could possibly do to make Wanda forget all about the anniversary.

And... Of... Course... out of all the Anti-Fairy's he goes to he goes to his alternate evil twin who is the complete inverse of Cosmo.

Anti-Cosmo I remembered was a complete and total genius with a wicked mean streak to him. An he just loves to dupe complete and total idiot's like Cosmo for shit's and giggle's.

I'm getting off topic here. so Cosmo goes to he evil twin for on how to create a big enough mess to make his wife forget about being mad and him. An in response Anti-cosmo gives him a list of things to do that would make Wanda forget all about the anniversary.

Thing is. This list was actually a plan made by the anti-fairy's and the pixies to essentially preform a hostile takeover of Fairy-World.

So to save some time im going break the highlights of said list for ease of reading.

1. Trap Jorgen In an inescapable net by baiting him with protein powder. ( main general/defender trapped and helpless)
2. Go pull the big red lever that says "do not touch!" (this released the Anti-Fairy's who went to talk to the Pixies)
3. Release a massive Lovecraftian monster on fairy world. ( citizen's and defender's thrown into complete mayhem.)
4. Go pull the large cables out of the Big Wand. (cut off the main power supply of magic to all fairy's)
5. Call Wanda.

Yeah...

I have no words... just none...

Anyway when Wanda came to see what on earth Cosmo could have possibly done to make her forget all about the anniversary, she was needless to say shocked and freaked out at the shear carnage around her.

To give you a good mental image of what happened well...

Imagine fairy world on fire then place cthulu in the middle of said burning city, an then imagine a bunch of square dudes in riot armor show up and begin to beat the hell out of the local's.

An then imagine said local's were also on fire and were trying to extinguish said fire, but only for everything that they tried to do would only back fire making things worse and in some case's causing some of the poor bastard's to explode.

all the while a bunch of these blue-man group wanna-be's dressed up like vampires were just laughing at them and in some cases throwing dynamite at poor fools who were running around like headless chickens.

Quite the picture isn't...

An I think you folk's have already figured out what happened next. Anti-Cosmo showed up like clockwork and thanked the green idiot for doing all this and asked IN FRONT of Wanda if this would be enough to make her forget about being mad about the anniversary.

(Oh and side-note this was all on camera so all of fairy world knew who to blame for this batch of insanity.)

So yeah Cosmo's plan worked. Wanda was no longer pissed about the forgotten anniversary.

Instead she was even more pissed off at Cosmo for not only thinking he could make her forget about it, but also thinking that destroying Fairy World would be the way to do it.

If I had to guess Wanda's pissed off meter of one to ten went from a six to an eleven that day.

And if things couldn't get any worse for the green dope. It would be at this point that Jorgen got himself free from the net and chose that point in time to make his epic comeback. Starting by punching Anti-Cosmo so hard he was launched half way across Fairy World.

He then to proceed to pick Cosmo up in one of his large fist's like he was a freaking toy and informed him that there would be hell to pay after everything was said and done.

Thing is the fool try to tell both Wanda and Jorgen that he could fix this and immediately began to try and restart the Big Wanda.

The end result was predictable, Wanda and Jorgen tried to stop him and failed. The end result was the destruction of the fairy magic battery. Which while it did kick out the Pixie's, the Anti-Fairy's, cthulu, and stop the fire's.

However It did so By destroying more than half of Fairy World in the process.

What happens next is what I already know from the email's and product description.

Thing is it left out the part where Cosmo blames you for coming up with the idea in the first place. This was cleared up in court, However Cosmo still blame's me for his stupid action's.

So now here me and Wanda sit on the couch in a small tense silence as I look at the clock on the wall and see it's almost 11:30 pm.

"That.. is one hell of story Wanda. Thank you for telling me, but I think we should go to bed it's been a long day." you tell your short-stacked pink haired fairy as you stand up and begin to walk up the stair's to the master bedroom.

However before you were even on the second floor Wanda fly's up to you and cut's you off midway.

"Kiddo... do you remember why you ran out of the house?" Wanda asks uncertainly and you notice that there's a form of guilt and longing in her eye's. huh, they really made her that realistic.

However its time to remember what the email's told you to respond with if asked this question.

"I do kinda, we were arguing about something and you kept saying no and I ran out if I remember right."

Wanda opened her mouth for second before closing and biting her lips and gaining a large blush as her eye went off to the side.

Before she could make up her mind you cut her off.

"Look Wanda whatever we were fighting about it can wait till morning, were both tired and need to get some sleep." you tell her before you go around her and head off to bed.

You note that Wanda Hasn't moved and instead is simply watching you with a uncertain look on her face along with her large red blush on her face.