"Get me clothes!"

"Just shut up and get me some clothes!" Ali demanded, her face redder than anything found in nature. This had to be the most humiliating day of her life!

"Well, I don't know..." Kevin said with a smirk, "You couldn't keep yours on, so why should I waste my money on another outfit that you'll just lose again?"

"I didn’t lose my clothes! Some woman stole them when she told me this was a nudist resort!"

"Either way, I'm still not so sure." Kevin said, "Would you say you're **** enough to wear anything?"

"Yes! Now please get me something to wear!" Ali said, half pleading and half demanding.

"Anything anything?"

"YES!"

"What’s it worth to you?" Kevin asked with an amused grin.