"Aren't you a little old..."

You open the door and instead of the usual tiny tots in costumes, you find several clearly college aged kids at your door. They all give you a big "Trick or Treat" in unison and you smirk, despite yourself, as you look the group over.

There's a light-skinned black man, late teens or early twenties like the rest of the group, dressed in a jumpsuit and a hockey mask. Clearly a play on Jason. There's another young man, a Hispanic kid dressed as Elvis from his early days as a greaser. There's a last young man, a short and stocky white kid dressed in a trench coat, sunglasses and sandals with socks on. You're not certain but he looks like he might be going as a flasher.

But it's not all guys. There are three girls accompanying them as well. There's a very coquettish Dorothy, the most chaste looking of the ladies, save for the white hoes and garter belt peeking under the hem of her blue dress. There's a cat--well...what passes for a cat on Halloween; a shapely black girl is in a black leotard so see through that despite her skin and fabric matching, you can see skin very clearly underneath her tights. The only indication she's a cat--aside from her "over it" look--is her headband cat ears and pasted on tail that is poking out from behind her. And finally, there's the bee. The voluptuous Asian woman in what appears to be yellow and black tape, heavy breasts pushed up to the point of almost baring it all, making a short dress that shows almost all of her long thick legs and (if you could see behind her) what you're sure are the curves of her buttcheeks from behind.

"Aren't you a little old for trick-or-treating?" you ask with a smirk and a cocked eyebrow.

"Is there an age limit to asking strangers for treats?" the Asian bee says flatly.

"I guess it depends on the treats," you tell her. "What are you kids looking for. And before you get cheeky, let's not pretend you're out here looking for candy."

The group of kids look between themselves. Jason takes the lead and says, "Well, since you asked, maybe you could help us out. We're out for something a bit...different tonight."