yes, but he is demoted to assistant coach

Coach Johnson was waiting outside the principal's office. Two weeks had passed since he was measured by Sandra. Of course, she informed everybody that the coach also fell short and that he had sucj a short fuse, so nobody took him seriously since them. To make matters worse, the team only found two suitable wrestlers and they were not very good. So, he was sure he was going to be fired.

"Please, come in, coach Johnson" - Said the principal. The principal was an old man in his 60s - "Sandra reported to me that you fall short on the new requirements".

"yes" - Said the coach, embarrased.

"However, we appreciate a lot your work as a coach so we won't fire you despite your shortcomings" - Said the principal - "but we appointed a new head coach. You will be his assitant" - Informed the principal - "Braden, you can come in". A young guy about 19 or 20 years old entered the room. He was skinny and looked like he had never wrestled in his life but coach Johnson could not help but noticing the enormous bulge. "This is my son, Braden" - informed the principal - "He never wrestled in his life but he is blessed in the endowment department as he is 7 inches soft".

Coach Johnson could not believe what was happening.

"So" - continued the principal - "Braden will be the head coach but you will take care of all the technical stuff".

"In other words" - Said Braden with a grin - "You will do all the work and I only have to strut my big bulge"

Coach Johnson felt humiliated and wanted to resign but he needed the job.

As soon as he went out of the office he saw Sandra.

"Hey, coach, I guess you have met your new boss" - She said. Coach Johnson nodded, embarrased.

"It's clear we are not winning any match this year but at least we will lose the SPU nickname" - She said with a smile.