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1) So is that a NO to the Question if the craziness and act?
“Yes. Thank you for saying. Wasn’t sure if I was clear enough.” She was acting normal and perfectly reasonable again. It was indeed a no on the act part.

2) Any good years with your husband?
“I guess so. He was a hell of a guy in bed. Huge cock, but I loved to talk down to him about it. Call him “tiny” and tell him he could never make me cum with a toothpick like that, even when he did. He loved it too, I’m sure. Like I was daring him to fuck me. Got rough sometimes, but he could take it like a man. Hehe, or like a woman, sometimes. There were plenty of good times. Jeez, and the time he did me in the bathroom at that restaurant after he got turned on from me beating up the snotty waitress…

“Well, there was more to it than sex, I assure you. He was sweet and smart and blah blah crap, but I’m sure that’s not the stuff you’re after. But there had to be good times, or else why would I have been so pissed when he ogled Moomoo Luv, the Uddered Wonder?”

3) Are you afraid you set a bad example for the twins?
“Pff! I’m sure their mom fills their heads with enough shit against me to make them know I’m a nut job psycho who’s gonna eat them in their sleep some day. I try and act a little softer around them, or at least TO them, but I really can’t just change for their sake. There’s bigger stuff for me to worry about. Heck, I’m practically a living bad example. I taught them to fight when Karen said no. So I like to think in some weird way, I’m the fun aunt. Roughhousin’ and all. But family fights, that’s all. If they come out screwy, it’s Karen’s fault for not warning them right.”

4) I understand hating your sister, but what did Casey do to you?
“She’s got a lot of Karen’s traits, so she can remind me of her. I mean, I’ll mistake just about any blonde wrestler for Karen sometimes, and her daughter’s no better. Frankly, the cowboy hat lets me tell them apart when they’re not together. But I don’t have anything against her really. I don’t want to hurt her that much, but I REALLY wanna hurt Karen. And if I put her kid in the hospital, maybe she’ll start to feel betrayed like I did those years ago, or when she turned my ex-husband against me! Anything to make her pay!”

5) How was your mother?
“Oh her. Lulu Luv. The REAL Mama Luv. You can see why Karen’s wrestling name caused some confusion in the family at first… But she was alright, I guess. She was the one who helped the girls in my family fight. Think she was in some pro wrestling league. You know, the legal kind that doesn’t show too much blood or cum or cocks on screen that totally sucked in those days? Anyway, all staged stuff, but the moves could be seriously painful if you did them wrong. Or right. Whatever you wanna call it. The Luvs are supposedly genetically strong women, but I think we got it from Mama practicing with us all the time.

“I mean, it was cute play wrestling all the time, but she knew her stuff. She could even put her 8 year old daughters in holds that would hurt like a bitch but not do any real damage. Had us when she was real young. Not cuz she was **** or anything interesting, just cuz folks could get married younger back then. Then she got into the league to blow off some steam, blah blah. Us Luvs are all curvy, but she had some friggin muscles on her, I tell you. Had more than a few sore nights after some of Mama’s biceps in my face. She’s almost 60 now, but you probably couldn’t tell. Looks 50 on a bad day and I‘ll admit, still looks good for her age, and still pretty spunky. Saw her in an interview on tv, mind you, not in person. Haven’t talked to her in a while, even though she tries to call sometimes.” She looks distant for a moment. “Sorry. Depressing you. Back to tits and boners then.”

6) Some of the Luv women got married but seem to keep the LUV name, why is that? In fact the kids take the Luv name to....isn’t it customary for the MAN to give out the last name?
“For one thing, times are changing, friend. Women use their names more often, and a lot of times they’ll do that lame thing where they keep both theirs and their husband’s names. You know, just for the sake of being confusing? Sorry, pet peeve.

“But look at us Luvs, son. We wear the fuckin pants here. My husband didn’t mind, but heard how all the others went down. The conversation came up between the couples, short argument, then the woman challenged them for it. Either the men surrendered right there, or they took their lumps in the ring for it. Few boys managed to defend their “title” and kept their last names. The women aren’t quite respected the same in the family, but the men sure get some pats on the back and extra lovin’ at the reunions. Come on, didn’t you see the wedding with Casey and Rochell? Same fuckin thing.”

7) Anyway you can give my your sisters number?
“Sure. Got it on my cel. Pen ready? Here you go…” She slammed her cel phone into your face when you looked, smashing you to the floor.

“STUPID SHIT! You KNOW I can be reasonable! You HAD your chance for small talk and my favorite color and the bullshit! You know what this means!? You WANT me to cream you! You WANT the psycho treatment! You WANT me to just go fucking MENTAL on you, **** you til you’re practically DEAD, and then let you go just so you can heal and I can violate you again! AM I HEARING YOU RIGHT, OR AM ARE YOU JUST GONNA KEEP ON WITH THE FAMILY HISTORY CRAP!!?”