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1) What do the girls do with you little snots after they drag you out of the ring?
Petty: “They like to dress us up. I think cuz we’re so short they think we’re dolls.”
Timmy: “Except dolls don’t get **** to do stuff to eachother like we do.”
Petty: “Well, that’s what you do with your dolls…”
Timmy: “Shh!”

2) What you think of the other LOSERS like yourself, that get their ass kicked every day?
Petty: “Good job trying so hard. You must really love wrestling to keep it up, so congrats. One day you’ll get tougher or smarter, and then you’ll show those bullies!”
Timmy: “You’ll get used to it. If you’re lucky…”

3) Do I scare you?
Timmy: “A little… but you mostly scare Petty. I think she’s ready to pee herself.”
Petty: “Hey! I am not! At least I never did it in the middle of a match!”
Timmy: “That was just once! And it was a distraction technique! I swear”
BB: “I feel like I should be surprised by that fact, but really, I’m just entertained.”

4) How does it feel to be flat-chested Petty among the big breasted girls in your family?
“Hey! I’m still growing! I’m only… well, I’m just old enough to fight, let’s say that. I’m gonna grow up big and strong and sexy just like Mama, with big boobs and a good butt and lots of muscles! Cuz all us Luv girls turn out like that, she says. Like her and sis and aunt Becky. And cousin Rosey and Auntie Bee and big sister Rochell, even though we’re not related, and…”
Cammy smacked her across the face. “Shut up. Bored,” snapped Boss Bitch.

5) Why don’t they fire your asses?
Timmy: “What was it Miss McVan told us that one time, sis?”
Petty frowned and made a mock-grumpy face, smoked an invisible cigar, and said “You runts are lucky you’re such weaklings. People will pay more to see you twerps being punched shitless by some bimbo than they would to see pros go at it and fuck like tigers.”
Timmy: “And uh… we DO win sometimes. That’s worth something, right?”
BB: “Sure. And I’d tell people that one first if I were you.”