wake to someone pounding on the door

You wake up the next morning to a pounding on your door. You feel bizarre. You're still tired, but your entire body is tingling.

More knocking. You roll over towards the side of the bed and your chest shifts along with gravity. Wait, what? Your eyes snap open, and you reach down to feel fleshy bulges where your flat chest used to be. You see two large breasts.. attached to your body.

You leap out of the bed, tripping in the coverings and landing in a heap on the floor. Pushing yourself up you see that your arms look a little shorter and more delicate than you remember. What the fuck is going on?

More pounding at the door.

"Don't come in!" you yell in a voice an octave higher than the one you had last night. As you stand you notice that your perspective on the room seems wrong. The furniture looks bigger than it did before.

You're naked. You have breasts. You quickly look down your torso to make sure everything else is okay. Oh, shit. Not okay. Your cock is gone. Gone! In its place you seem to have a pussy. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

You walk into the alcove where the sink is and look into the large mirror. You're a beautiful woman. Superficially, little has changed. You're still thin, freckled, with dark blonde hair and blue eyes, but your body is very different. You're a good bit shorter than you were, and your body now swells and dips in an entirely feminine way. You've got two perky D-cup breasts, a narrow waist, and a nice round bottom. Your hair seems a few inches longer, falling messily around your face.

This can't be happening.