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1) If your so upset about living in your sister Shadow...why Join a league where she is the star?
"There's just no escaping her wherever I go. My ex showed me that. My doctor said something about confronting my fears and addressing my problems directly. Can't think of a better way than bashing my problem upside the head with a chair and proving I'm the better woman, can you? CAN YOU!?"
"NO!"
"Cool."

2) How was your dealings with your mother Tulip Luv?
"She was kinda cool. Like I said, she was a pro in a 'real' pro league and practiced with us. All us Luvs are strong and horny, but she taught us how to actually fight. Haven't talked to her in ages, even if she's tried to reach me. I heard somebody say she might join up here, but I hope not. There's enough of us Luvs crawlin' around here, and I'll be the first to admit it."

3) What do you say the Acting Crazy, is just to keep you out of Jail for all your ****. That a mental ward just lets you out after a week or so?
"Oh, I'm plenty nuts. I've got some sort of “hello, I’m officially crazy” paperwork on file or something. Some folks might argue I still belong in the nuthouse, but the league takes full responsibility. Still, they make sure that when I’m not under their watch that I take my meds and don’t do anything TOO outrageous. That is, no attacking people with anything they qualify as too dangerous, and no **** anyone famous. I think the shrinks said I was good enough to function well in society without doing anything huge, so long as I avoid Karen or anything that reminds me of her. Once in town I went by a big poster with her practically naked as she was born, so I tore it down and went on sort of a rampage. I kicked around and stripped six women in the fountain nearby, then took down a few security and random dipshit men before I calmed down and left. Good times…”

4) It been said you did some training with the LUV twins, but they the worst fighters in the league, how does that affect you?
“Ah, they ain’t that bad if you get them to fight together and go all out. It doesn’t really bother me that much, so long as people realize that I’m still fuckin’ hardcore. The thing about the twins is that mentally, they’re way out of their leagues here. Kids their age should have barely learned about sex, back in my days. Dunno how things work these days though, what with the internet and all, but whatever. Also, the kids really don’t use half the shit I taught them. Guess they’re too shy or naïve or afraid or somethin’. I mean, I’ve never seen them do the Reverse Nad Stomp, the Fliptop Face Fuck, the Tit Blender, or that Pussy Twister I showed Petty was a real killer. Too ruthless for their likes I guess, but they’ll use em when they’re good and ready, I guess.”

5) Speaking of the Crazy thing, does the gimmick hurt you when half the wrestlers borderline insane anyway?
“Actually, I think it works fine. For one, I don’t draw as much attention when I’m in this league. People can think it’s just a gimmick most of the time and the bigshots can cover up my messes. Plus, I get some extra cred here since the other fighters know I’m a genuine loon. Most of em have been around long enough to see me do my worst, and my worst ain’t pretty, buster.”

6) If you manage to become champion what are your plans?
“Oh wow… well, I’d have to make sure I beat Karen for it. Otherwise, who really cares? That’s why I’m here. I guess I’d make her… uh…. You know, I really don’t know. Maybe I’d just focus on beating down all the other cocky, big-titted bitches. Gosh, I really dunno. I wonder if that’d be like my breakthrough thingy. You know, where I realize she’s just some manifestation of my failure. Or like, she’s just my imaginary psycho side made real, like that shitty Fight Club movie. Hell, I don’t know if I’d quit the league, **** the bitch, make her my personal pet for the rest of my career, or just keep on wrestling as usual. I’m just focusing on whooping her ass.”

7) You know if your THAT upset for what you THINk are small breast, there are doctors out there that can give you ENHANCMENTS...think they call it the mama Luv treatment.
“You’re totally missing the point, dipshit. It’s not that she’s bigger tits than me, that’s just the symbol of it all her arrogance and success and shitty great life that she taunts me with. I don’t want to be her! I want her to DIE! I want to **** her so hard that her pussy won’t be able to spit out any more babies to grow balloon tits like hers! I want to rip them off of her and juts replace them with big, multi-colored beach balls, and see if anyone notices the difference! Making jackasses drool over my tits wouldn’t make it any better!! NOTHING WILL!!! Nothing but ripping her clit off and shoving it in her ass!”