they respond ala Strongbad

Dear Chichi-

You wrestles go through some hard battles but you seem to heal quickly what your secret?

?There?s all kinds of tricks Getting beauty sleep?s always useful, but not always doable when you love the nightlife like I do. Like to blow punks? fuckin? minds seeing my tight, perfect ass shaking on the dance floor and hitting the bar. Anyway, I manage cat naps a lot, usually at school if I wind up going. Massage is great for sore muscles and bruises too, so having masseuses on the grounds are nice on top of your personal nerd **** ring. There?s meds that help, and I sometimes wonder if Tanya puts something in the water to help that out.?

Dear Chichi

My fried bet me you could make Kimmy Cry in 60 seconds, could you prove her wrong?

?Prove her WRONG? As in DON?T make her cry in time? I?d have to sit here and not do anything for that to work. Even then, she might get so jealous or afraid or want my body so bad that she bawls like the titless fag-hag she really is. But let?s assume you?re just retarded and meant to test that theory.?

Chichi grabbed a pair of clothespins from her pocket and approached Kimmy with menace. She put one on Kimmy?s nose, making her nasally moan in pain. Chichi sat on her face, her panties already off. Kimmy had **** but to breathe through her pussy, her tongue unwillingly caressing her womanhood. Chichi took the second clothespin and put it onto her clit, making a loud shriek echo through her cunt. Chichi writhed around on her face, releasing and re-clamping the clothespin to repeatedly pinch on her clitoris. Kimmy whimpered noisily until Chichi suddenly shifted her position, releasing a small, sickly cute fart into her face as she suddenly removed the clothespin from her nose. She snapped it onto her lips, closing her mouth and forcing her to smell her stinking leavings. She finally broke into tears, Chichi checking the clock. ?43. Not bad, but I could do better.?

Dear Chichi-

Does it ever upset you that Kimmy tits are bigger the yours?

?Not really. Here, watch.? She stood on top of the still-downed Kimmy?s tits, squashing them flat against he ribs under her weight. ?See? They?re not so big now! I like to take a little comfort in the fact that I could **** her to get breast reduction surgery if I really wanted.?

Dear Kimmy

How does it feel to be a disgrace to teach?

Sign- Miss H

?It?s miserable, okay?? Kimmy whimpered. ?A girl who got mistaken for a child beats me up and rapes me, runs most of my life, forces me to fight killer psychos, and I can?t remember the last time I came of my own will. I?m counting the days til she graduates.?

?Then I?ll hang around anyway! Maybe even fail a class or two on purpose to repeat that year.?