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What you think of Jonny Depp potrayal of your lifestyle?

Plunder looked puzzled. ?Which one?s that??

Loot: ?The fruity one in the movies.?

?Ah! Him!?

Marge nodded sternly. ?Just cuz the man can act don?t mean he rightfully should. Lot less magic out on the waters than they?d have you believe, let me tell you. When you ain?t got the medicine ya need, there ain?t no magic gonna fix that. Ain?t gonna carve off an infected limb neither. Seen my share of things that?d blow Captain Dickless Fancypants there?s mind.?

Thought modern pirates dress in regular clothes and uses machine guns?

Plunder: ?Ah, we certainly do. Did, I suppose. Haven?t had to rob much since McVan hired us.?

Marge: ?The machine guns is true enough, but we?ve got our pride and our style. Fear and panic?s the worth of a pirate flag, and we?ll treat it with the respect it deserves by maintaining at least basic traditions. The outfits mostly, and we?ve outfitted the ship to resemble a tradition pirate ship, but there?s really normal engines and a steel frame inside.?

How fast is your boat?

Loot grinned proudly. ?Damn fast. Can?t have the coast guard catchin ya every time they see ya. I usually do the steerin? when things get hot, but I don?t really care ?bout watchin? some speedometer when I?m haulin? that much ass. Think one of them street racing cars. Don?t matter how fast they are in the end if they can?t outrun the cops.?

What do you do with your stolen loot?

Loot: ?Gotta sell it wherever you didn?t get it. Black market a lot of it, but a private buyer can usually get you a better price if you know where to look. Lot of the cash goes to supplies and all, but we get enough to party the fuck out after a job.?

Marge: ?Half the risk and all the pay with McVan, though, I don?t have to tell you.?

Being out at sea for so long, how do you find time for sexual pleasure?

Plunder: ?We had lotsa people to do the work, so some would have free time during their breaks.?

Marge: ?On the sea, you make your own time for pleasure. Even if it?s by ****. You got a bunkmate with a headache, you tell her she?ll be gettin? one much worse if she don?t put out. A piratess? gotta keep on her toes, and a cleared pussy means a cleared head.?

Loot: ?You?d be surprised the positions you can masturbate in while you're runnin a ship. But yea, just take it is the basic answer to that.?