the principal

Chris arrived back at the school and had an idea. He opened the BOOK and wrote into it:(NOBODY WILL REALIZE I AM CARRYING A BOOK IN MY HANDS THEY WONT EVEN NOTICE.)

he walked right into the school and voila nobody seemed to notice. The principal's office was very large. And there were no secretarys or assistant's near the principal liked the quiet.

He was about 6ft4 and very slender. Chris remembered all the times the principal would suspend him for looking at pictures of beautiful prostitutes in class. As he got nearer to the office he peeked through the giant glass window the principal had in his door.

Chris had the perfect idea.HE WOULD turn the principal into the perfect man. He was practically doing him a favour. He took his pen out and started writing in the book.

(THE PRINCIPAL IS NOW A MEMBER OF MY FATHERS GANG. HE HAS PICTURES OF BEAUTIFUL PROSTITUTES FRAMED ALL OVER THE WALLS. HE WILL LOOK A LOT MORE HANDSOME TOO. HE WILL NOT EXPEL ME INFACT HE WILL CONGRATULATE ME ON BEING THE SHIT OUT OF MIKE. I AM HIS FAVOURITE STUDENT HERE.)