the driver is a total creep.

He stares at me for a minute before unlocking the door. "You're a girl right?"

I'm standing in the cold about to go drag my asshole boyfriend out of some bar. I do not have time for some dumb jock. I get in the car.

"Yeah, can you just drive?" I spit back.

"Oh, no I'm not being a jerk or anything. I actually like girls with short hair. I think it's kinda sexy. I'd like to try one. Try n date one. Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Dude I'm not some fantasy haircut. Please just take me where I asked."