tell her to keep it

You: “Well, I’m sure that you have been having sex with him for at least one or two weeks, so that means there is only two or three weeks difference from when conception. That is close enough to convince him it’s his.”

Megan: “you think so?”

You: “If he truly loves you, he is going to want it to be his, so I know so!”

Megan: “Thank you for the advice. I hope to see you at the wedding since you might have just saved it!”

You: “I’ll be there.”

You then leave her office. Over the next week, you take extra care to try to see if you can see your baby growing inside your soon to be married pregnant teacher. Sadly for you, but happily for her, it is way too early for you to even tell she is pregnant.