teach us, teacher

How do you handle parent Teacher conferences?

?I should think that parents are too lenient on their children if they?re coming out to be such miserable miscreants, so they?re also to blame. It?s more delicate when dealing with other adults, so I tend to bombard them with insults to **** them into feeling more like children. Ideally, they?ll grow impatient and challenge me and my authority. If I?m doing it just right, I can goad both parents into wrestling me in the gym simply out of principle. I humiliate them like they should have punished their children for their lacking studies. Spankings, dress ups, body worship, whatever I feel best fits their faults.?

How do you have the time to teach and wrestle, and don?t teaching pay?ummm shit. So why not stick to wrestling?

?Perhaps I?m not in it for the money. Why do you write when YOU could wrestle? Surely you must be making a fortune off this magazine to ask women who could EAT YOU ALIVE for asking the wrong question. No, I want to see children grow up a bit stronger and a bit smarter for having known me.?

What have been you most unruly student?

?There was a boy I found out was molesting other students and keeping them quiet out of fear. I caught him in the boy?s locker room after gym class, slapping him silly. I made him wear a dress I?d borrowed from one of the girls in my class, forcing him to wear it in front of the rest of the class. I allowed all the girls to stay after school and borrow my selection of strapons to do what they liked with him under my supervision. He learned his lesson the hard way, but they always learn??

Ever have a student have a crush on you?

?Nearly all of them, I?m afraid. With this body, aged to perfection,? she runs her hands over her figure. ?And my nigh perfect mind and talent, it happens quite often. I just can?t stand for that distracting them from their work, though. I can?t have them bottle up these sensations, so I may pleasure them in a mindblowing display of my sexual talents one night. More often, though, I will just beat, ****, torment, ridicule, and tease them and their bodies until they fear me, not love me. It?s a price I?m willing to pay.?