sweet as can be... kind of

Is it true you still argue about which of you is cutest?
Mimi: “Ah, sometimes. But in ze ring, we keep it peaceful and do no speak of eet.”
Chichi: “Yea. When we’re kicking ass, we don’t have time to talk about anybody’s big blubbery tits or fat ass”
Mimi: “And somebody’s smart mouth, flat chest, and stick of a body are tres mal topics.”
They both laughed. Chichi elbowed Mimi in the ribs while they laughed, and Mimi stepping on her toe.

People say that neither of you can fight, just cheat a lot. What do you say about that?
“Let us test zis idea…” Mimi grabs you by the crotch, lifting you by the cock into the air. She lifted you up and lifted you like a barbell several times before throwing you to the ground. Chichi sat on top of you, arching her back so she bent like a “n” over you. Her legs wrapped around yours in a figure four, and her arms wrapped around your neck to get you in a camel clutch.

“Think we can fight now, wiseass?”
You gag out a “yes.”
“Say I’m a cutey.”
“Yag a hoogy…”
“Close enogh.” She lets you go.

How did you cuties meet?
Chichi: “We were at a photo shoot for the Badgirls in Bikinis issue of the league’s magazine. Of course, we all got to arguing and competing, so it basically turned into a big hardcore battle royale. We wound up teaming up just for practical reasons, but we actually took down five other girls together.”
“Oui. We made ze front cover, wit ze two of us sitting on our stripped down opponents. We were fast friends.”

If you could sum up your team in a sentence or two, what would they be?
Mimi: “Viva la us!” Nous nous aimons!”
Chichi: “Uh… yea. We’ll charm your pants off just so we can bite you in the cunt!”

What other teams interest you, either as opponents or allies?
Mimi: “We compete with ze Evil Cougars often, proving our youth can beat their wrinkled old derrieres. Team Brawler has given us zome interesting fights as vell.”
Chichi: “We get along good with the McVans, since we’re both hardcore. They like to see us beating up wimps too, so they like to give us the best matches.

For your “Clean Up” move, it says that you make your opponent eat and drink whatever you throw in front of them. What are some of these things, or at least some of your preferred ones?
Chichi: “Got to get one to drink my spit, piss… old soda and beer cans from the fans. Sometimes sneak in some **** to make them extra horny, so we can fuck them stupid after the match. Like to sometimes end it with a gag or a ball to **** em.”

Why the cute acts? Why not just be sweethearts, or just bad girls?
Chichi: “Look at it this way. There’s the girls all in black with whips and chains and stuff. You expect them to cheat and **** you. It makes it worse and all the more painful if you get a little girl and a sweet little Frenchy to kick you shitless. You’re getting hot while you getting beat down.”
Mimi: “I am zimply teasing my foes into a frenzy, then fucking and beating zem silly, just as they truly want.”