strange very strange

I'm sitting on the couch watching T.V. when a loud knocking startles me. "Who the hell?" I live in the middle of the woods near a lake so my nearist neighbor is about 20 miles away, so I'm a little warry about this. "I open the door a crack and see Emma standing there. "Well?" "Are you going to let me in or what?!" She cross' her arms.

I've been waiting for this day and I've thought of how to break her additude down. "No!" I say flatly as I close the door in her face. Suffice to say she is not happy, especally with what she's wearing. (Think X-Men costume) And with how cold it is... "LET ME IN YOU BASTARD!" She screams. "I do not respond to threats or ****."

I sit back down. A little later she knocks again. "P-please...it's cold out here!" She whines. I aqwess and open the door letting her in. "Here." I hand her a blanket. "Why are you at MY house anyway?" I ask seeing how she would respond. "You dont remember?!" "Scott threw me out...faggot." "You offered to let me stay here while we tryed to reform the Hellfire Club!" She explanes looking at me like I'M crazy.

(Wow...that is one WACKY story line.) "Refresh my memory...why the hell would WE want to reform the Hellfire Club?" I am a bit lost in this. "Well you do own it you know." She hands me a deed to a building and a signit ring from a pouch she had on her belt. (The hell?) "Ok...now why did Scott throw you out?" I am even MORE lost at this point. "Fucking hell...It's because you convinsed me that working would get me killed."

"The boyscout couldnt believe we wouldnt follow ol'baldys mantra anymore." (Must be talking about Professor X.) "Am I an X-man?" I ask on a whim. "Well duh, not anymore." I am getting sick of her additude. "Enough of this sitty story, why the hell should I allow a homeless bitch like you to live in MY house!?" I am really angry now. I didnt order this storyline and I'm tired of being patronized to like I'm stupid.

"Infact, get out NOW!" I yell. "Hey wait..look I'm sorry...it's just I've had a long day and.." She starts to ramble. I start to push her to the door. "NO!" She hits me with her repulsors and knocks me flat. "OH NO, please no...dont die..I-I.." She starts to ramble even more. I pass out for a few moments.

I feel a cold washcloth on my head. "Oh please.." She touchs my cheek slightly. "I'm sorry I had to lie to you but I knew you wouldnt remember the truth Scott..." She whispers to me as I feel tears fall on my cheeks. "Please my love...don't die.." She quivers in fear. I lie still pretending to be outcold.