stay home

"I'll stay home if you don't mind," you say.

"Whatever," she says disappointedly. "I was hoping you would come along."

She kisses you softly, and says, "Thanks for a wonderful evening. Maybe we can do it again sometime." She leaves, turning back and looking at you and winking before she closes the door.

You sit down on your couch, relaxing and dozing off. Your nap is interrupted by...