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What made you decide to get into wrestling?
“Well, like, I tried out for American Idol, but they were all ‘you can’t sing, blah blah, slutty slut this and that.’ That Simon guy is mean.” She pouts. “Kicked him in the nuts on the way out. When I found out some other talentless skank won instead of me, I went to her first concert and beat her up at her first concert backstage. It made the news, and she had to cancel her big debut cuz of how bad I kicked her face in. Met a guy who told me I could get into showbiz by starting out in porno, so I was like ‘whatev.’
But I was all ‘no way’ to doing the gross guys they had, so I was in this lez flick. But the bitch was all camera-hog, and thought she’d steal the show, so I took over the show. I fucked her silly, the better pussy coming out on top and all, ya know? She kept fighting back and I had to keep smacking her down before I made her cry and cum for hours. One of the best selling amateur porns to date, I hear. I guess Tanya McVan found it and said I had a ton of potential. Never seen a chick with no training beat up gals so bad. So here I am, and I got fame and money and people are even hearing my music now.”

What was your music career like before you got into wrestling?
“Ugh. It wasn’t going real good. I got some stuff out with a small record label, but not lots of people must have heard about it, cuz it didn’t sell good. Had a few fans, but thazzit. I been makin’ lots more music and sellin’ way more through the league. My cut from the league’s soundtrack of theme songs alone is more than what I was makin’ on m own.”

Any good stories about things that happened backstage at the concerts?
“Oh, hells yea! I beat up and fucked so many chicks and dudes back there, it’s ridiculous. I guess Tanya was right about my potential, cuz I don’t think I’ve had a concert where I didn’t fuck somebody and fight somebody, sometimes the same person. Like this one chick, we were really tight because she licked some great pusssy. Always found my clit and worked it just right. Then I found her suckin’ off some stage hand, so I crushed both their heads between my legs. Then this other time, these fat skanks in the audience were booing me and calling me a no-talent slut and stuff. So I jumped into the crowd, tackled em down, and beat up all five of em. All overweight skanks anyway, so I dragged the fattest, ugliest of em on stage. I was all ‘think YOU can sing,’ and I fucked her right there with a spare mic, while I let her scream and moan into the other one. Recorded and called it ‘Skanktastic.’ Made a little fortune off it… though some jerks said they couldn’t tell the difference between that and my singing…”

You've got a pretty good record in the league so far. What's next?
“Gosh, I dunno. Tee hee. I’m gonna keep on singin’ and keep on slappin’ girls around ‘til I get to the top. Then I’ll be the queen of wrestling and the queen of pop! Britney Spears and stuff won’t have nothin’ on me, and I’ll be toppin’ the charts with all my big hits. OOH! Wanna hear my new one?”

She eagerly grabbed a microphone from her dresser and started singing. She was off key, but not unspeakably bad. Especially since she leaned down right into your face, exposing an amazing amount of cleavage as her hand rested just out of reach of your manhood.

“This is called Pussy Galore…

“My cunt is wet for you, babe
You got that dick that I crave
And nobody makes me cream like you do.
Fuck me in every hole,
Give me your tasty pole,
Come on and touch me, I love the things you do
When you’re fucking me, and I’m fucking you.”

She beamed. “You like?”
“Y…yea…” you manage.

Anyone in the league you fancy teaming up with?
“Not really, but I might if it could make the fans happier. I saw online some people saying I should go with Chichi cuz of the Asian thing, but that’s gay. Sandy might be an interesting one, cuz she seems like she could be popular and has her whole dance theme too. Lots of weird or crazy girls here though, and lots are either too good and clean or too nasty. Presto does seem like a crowd pleaser though, so maybe with her.”

What's your ideal opponent?
“Uhhh… I guess that’d be some girl who’s not a jobber, but not TOO dangerous either. I mean, I can fight the best they can bring at me and probably beat em too, but I dunno if that’s what the fans really want. I think what they really want is me beating up on some chick who can put up a half-decent fight. Like, I want to be able to show off a little, give the fans some good poses and dancing and stuff while still beatin’ up a chick like people like. But people like a good fight too, so it’s cool if the other girl gets some shots on me too. Just so long as I come out on top. Guess it’s okay if the other girls win sometimes, just to keep the crowd guessing so I don’t get boring.”

Is there anyone in the league you particularly hate and want to kick the ass of?
“Thinking about Tara the vampire-slayer chick. What? Bullies? Oh yea. That’s lots more boring, but whatever. Anyway, she’s totally gay, cuz she just fights small-time jerks and takes everything too seriously. Big Mama, cuz she’s all gross, and gross people shouldn’t wrestle. That’s what the boy leagues are for. Only us skinny pretty girls should be on camera, except maybe for when we’re making fatties and muscle girls cry. Somebody should beat up Baroness too, cuz she’s all stuck up. Gotta be cooler with showing some goods.” Without even commenting on it, Peppy yanked up her top, shaking her tits proudly. “Like that, ya know?”