some of these

1) Dear Chichi. I am CONSTANLY Bullied at schools. Girls beat me up, **** me and general pick on me. My mom says bullies have low self esteme and more scared of you then you of them. She suggest I just stand up to them and they will back off. As a Bully yourself what do you think
“Yea, I guess we are pretty cowardly. I mean, constantly fighting with people? Being the biggest and toughest kids in school? And me! I’m the best bully there is, and I’m so cowardly that I’m in the CRAZIEST fucking fighting league ever, beating down bitches twice my size with my bare hands! Yea, really cowardly, huh ya stupid twat?”

2) Dear Kimmy has does it feel to be a total fucking disgrace to the teaching profession.
Sign Miss H
PS- Expect to see you in my office later
“Oh god… she’s going to play ‘What’s Up Your Ass?’ again, I know it… But I really don’t think I’m a bad teacher. I care about my students and help them out as much as I can, and lots of them say I’m pretty fun. That is, all my classes without Chichi or one of her better friends in it. Then she does things like make me be her human desk, use my tits as punching bags while forcing me to keep teaching, and changing my lesson plan to be about her. A lesson on why Chichi’s the best is often brought up…”
“I also founded America, invented electricity, and was the cutest person to walk on the moon!” Chichi giggled.

3) Dear Chichi- What your plans for HIGH SCHOOL and college?
“Nothin, that’s what! I’m making more right now than you will all your life, kid, so I won’t need college for shit! Once I graduate, I’m gonna . Hell, I may not even bother with highschool. I gotta stay and take care of my pet here, after all. I’m hot, rich, and strong enough that I’m always gonna be cute, sexy, and living the best life ever! Maybe I’ll just buy a college and make them give me a degree without even going.”
“It doesn’t work like…”
SMACK!
“I won’t hear that kind of talk against a future student of Chichi’s Sweet-Ass Pussy University!”

4) Dead Kimmy- When Chichi leaves your class what you going to do with all your free time. I mean she has to graduate sooner or later.
“Oh wow… it’s so nice just to think about. I guess I’ll start with some time to myself, catching up on that book I was writing. Will probably get my teaching better, and get myself a new boyfriend. Should have a lot more free time, so maybe I’ll try and teach some self defense courses.”
“Ha! Maybe volunteer as the punching bag! Give em lessons how to take a punch… or a strapon! Or a whip… or nipple clamps…”
“I get it…”

5) Dear Chichi I been picking on this little wimpy kid, making him eat my pussy in class, and spanking him. But now he knows to hide from me. Where do those wimps normally hide? And what are some good Bully tactics to beat them?
“The nerd is a panicky but creative creature. Lockers are a common choice, cuz you’re gonna shove them in there eventually, so that’s the last place you’ll think to look. Bathrooms too. Both genders, too, and open each stall up, cuz they might be standing on the toilet. Sometimes in the teacher’s lounge or classrooms, so feel free to shake them down too if you’re tough enough. And be sure to look under the desks you can’t see already. Be thorough, and the nerd’s your oyster.”

6) Have you ever seen the Dateline show to CATCH A PREDATOR. Maybe you should watch it Chichi?
“Of course I have! I have a natural urge to watch total shit. Catch a Predator my ass. I’VE caught predators! Punks who try and touch me get a fucking beatdown like you’ve never imagined. Suddenly the predators are crying for their mommys, begging ME to take it out of THEM. If they’re lucky, it’s a vibrator. If I’m in a bad mood…”
“Like always…”
“Damn straight! Then it’s their own dick up their ass, not matter how bad I have to stretch it. Usually leave them tied up in my yard for a while. Might have one there right now, for all I remember.”