rustles up some answers

What you got against your twin siblings being in the ring?
“They’re too young and frankly, kind of weak. I mean, even I get injured now and then, and I’m one of the best damn wrestlers there ever was. Have you watched them fight? Like a buncha monkeys. Give it a few more years, at least, til they stop getting clobbered by every bitch with tights and a gimmick.”

You were any the arena first but your mama becoming more and more popular, any resentment?
“Haha, not really. Mama’s always set sort of a high standard for the rest of us to live up to, but frankly, I’m gonna do my damnedest to meet and beat her every time. She’s just giving me a bigger mountain to climb, and I love me a challenge.”

What you have to say to your old boyfriend 40 cent?
“Thanks for the memories, you prick. Now I know exactly how to waste my time, wrestle like a chump, and look ridiculous all at once. Also, 3 inches.” *holds her fingers close together and winks

What with the **** undertones in your family?
“Aw, it ain’t like that. We Luvs are just passionate folks, ya know? We love our kin, so we hug and kiss a lot. Nothin wrong with wantin em to feel nice, ya know? And we’re all lookers, you gotta admit, so nothing quite compliments someone’s looks like a pinch of the tit or a slap on the ass, huh? And we wrestle a whole lot, and sex matches get in there too. Plus with all that sweatin and rollin around on the mat, might as well vent those frustrations and pent up sexual energy right there. Plus, wouldn’t YOU if you had relatives like this?” She ripped open her robe, cupped her tits, and licked her full lips. You almost came right there.

“Thought so”

Your married Rochell recently. How is it? Any of your family have trouble with you bring home a black girl?
“Few did, but nobody in the close family. Rochell kicked some butts and fucked some others at the reunion, and nobody said any more shit. Texans, ya know? As for us, we’re doin’ great. We let each other play the field a little, but DAMN it’s good to be able to come on home to that piece of ass every night.”

What your favorite match?
“Though I guess I do owe Mama a lot for that time she beat me and 40 back then, I probably gotta say that time I won the battle royal for the belt. Got to kick some serious ass, show my skills, and even take down Ma. Hard to top that.”

Why do you and LISA DOLLAR BILL COLE hate each other. And why does Becky luv dislike you?
“Lisa hates me cuz she used to hang out with 40 cent too. We were like his hoes or something, I dunno. Guess she liked how that was, so she tries to beat me for betraying the dark side or whatev. Good like, bitch.
“Becky’s a little more trouble. She’s downright nuts, and she blames Mama for it for some reason. I do take after my ma, so I think she likes to lash out at me. Crazy or not, she’s a Luv and hell-bent on fucking me and Mama up, so ya gotta watch your back ‘round here.”

What types of guys or girls you like?
“Love my girls thick and juicy, in case you couldn’t tell. Love to squeeze them ass and tits when I’m ridin’ em like a mechanical bull. Like my men big and strong, in every way, if’n ya get me.”