"Please... As if I'd fall for a stupid trick like that." Texas said rolling her eyes. "I may have been born at night, but I wasn't born last night! I'm not going to turn around and have you-MMPPHH!" Texas was cut off by something soft hitting the back of her head and forcing her against the ground.
"Thanks for keeping her busy Annabelle~" A voice remarked that Texas instantly recognized, Annabelle had told her the truth after all. "Not only did I catch that dumb fox, but now I've got the sheriff right where I want her too. Under. my. ass." With every syllable Jacks ground her ass in Texas' face. "Nighty-night weasel!" She remarked before she squeezing out a hideous silent fart. While compared to some of Texas' other villains, Jacks lacked a bit in terms of size and strength, she more than made up for it with just how bad her farts stunk, Texas was out like a light within seconds.
When Texas woke up, she was strung upside down from the ceiling in some sort of barn. Before she could get familiar with her surrounding though, one of the large barn doors opened and Jacks walked in. "Morning butt-breath, did you have a nice nap?" Jacks asked with a sadistic grin on her face. "You must have, because you were out for hours, heck, I was kinda afraid I'd overdone it and you'd never wake up again."
"Where is April?!" Asked Texas, despite being in no position to bargain right now.
"Oh! You want that ass-wipe of a deputy? Fine, bring her in girls!" Jacks ordered and without delay the other barn door would be opened, briefly filling the barn with light, before a gigantic brown posterior blotted out the sun. A truly enormous cow began backing her way into the barn, the giant beast taking up almost all of the available space on her own. As the cow backed up further, Texas noticed something, an orange furry smear across the cow's giant bum, that wasn't April was it?
"Texas, meet Caramel!" Jacks said proudly, patting the cow's ginormous rear end. "She's my prize cow and holds countless records! Largest bovine this side of the equator, greatest amount of manure produced in a single day, loudest fart ever measured and she got a new record today. Greatest amount of baked beans consumed by a single creature." Caramel's stomach rumbled threateningly. "Now if we're lucky, she'll be bettering her other records today as well and you'll be getting a front row seat. Or rather, you'll be her seat~ Now, she'll need a little while to warm up, so I'll leave you guys alone for the time being."
Jacks walked past Caramel and out of the barn, before closing the doors. Leaving Texas trapped in here with the giant cow. Once again a noise came from its guts "T-take it easy Caramel, no need to-" Before Texas could even finish her sentence Caramel would let out a monstrous fart that made all of Annabelle's gas seem pitiful by comparison. Texas was blasted point blank by hurricane-**** winds slamming her against the back wall. She'd need to figure out a way out of this situation and fast!
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