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What you think of the other fighters in your age group?
“Like, other girls in my school, or ones in the league? Cuz the only ones I’ve met are the twins, and come on, I could mop the floor with both at once. The grownups are almost a challenge, at least. As for other kids, I have a few friends my age I hang out with when I’m off. Most of em like to bash dorks too, but some just like to watch and laugh.”

Where ARE the refs in your matches anyway?
“It’s usually just a few officials watching on monitors over the cameras, but they don’t necessarily pay much attention. Especially if you’ve got somebody to distract them. Besides, they know the fans like a serious beating and some creative ****. They give some of us bad girls a little leeway.”

Are you still a virgin?
“Of course! I’m such a sweet little thing! I’d never go and take a peepee in the nono.” She snickered. “Seriously. Have you even watched this show?”

Asian women normally seen as SUBMISSIVE, is that true?
“Pretty much. I think that’s why guys are so horny over us. That’s also why I wanted to come here. I wanted to stick out and rebel, and not be a submissive bimbo like my mom acts. Probably also why guys like Asians who act tough and strong like I do. Lots of em secretly get off to strong chicks.”

How you like this country?
“It’s great. Seriously, my uncle’s loaded and lets me do whatever I want, there’s skanks and nerds everywhere, and they have a league like this! Legally! What’s not to like?”

How you feel about TIKKA?
“Way too quiet and cool. Takes everything too seriously. Love to throw down with her, and show her that her prancey kung fu is shit compared to my hot gymnastic bod. Let’s just say that all that honor and bs doesn’t do shit against a folding chair.”

What your view on your teachers?
“They’re jokes. And they wonder what’s wrong with kids today. It’s cuz teachers can’t do shit to me if I speak out or throw a punch. That Miss H can fight good enough, but she’s bonkers, so she barely notices me. All they've taught me is where to find a punching bag and that none of them can take a shot.”