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What do you say to people who say your not a good wrestler, and the maids do all the work?
”I ask these people: who was it in the ring with the foe? Who pinned them or smothered them, or made them orgasm? All me. My maids are barely a distraction, at best. If they are illegal, I’m sure the referees would speak up. Surely they aren’t afraid or bribed, I’m sure.”

What your favorite moves from your Arsenal?
”Oh, my finishers are like my babies. I love them all so so much… but if I had to choose, I suppose my Throne of Gomorrah, or maybe Thorny Crown. Yes, I do enjoy that one. Bloodies up my foe without TECHNICALLY breaking the rules. Plus plunges them into my dainty bosom, always a pleasure.”

Where did a royal learn all those moves?
”My experience in personal combat before entering the league was limited, but you seem to forget one thing. I have money.”
You didn’t forget it. She clearly just liked to flaunt the fact at every chance. “Your point is?”
“I can afford to buy off not only trainers, but personal punching bags. Cassandra?” One of the maids stepped over briskly, Baroness throwing a hard punch into her gut as soon as she arrived.

“Very good, dear. Back to work now.” The maid coughed heavily and hobbled back to the portrait of Baroness (in the nude) she was dusting.
“Isn’t that a bit cruel?” you ask.
“You know, you look like you could take a few lumps yourself…”
“Moving on!”

You had some great wins but Humiliating defeats. How do you cope with getting beat as well?
”I have my ways. I will try and avenge myself if at all possible, but when I cannot, my maids will learn to serve and prepare me better for my matches by my hand. No loss is truly my fault, no matter how they happen to appear.”

What your view on the wrestle Mimi that an X maid of yours?
“She is an upstart, and a relatively worthy opponent. She is the main reason I must keep replenishing my number of maids, as she tries to free them. She may be powerful, but never as clever as I, and I will one day have her licking my pussy clean to apologize for her misdeeds.”

What your view on the wrestle divas of other federations, that this company putting out of business?
“They are free to come and wrestle here, so long as they respect me and my position here as the true top wrestler. I will be glad to educate them, should they be unwilling to accept it.”

How do you keep in shape?
“Again, I have many trainers and partners, so I spar, have the most advanced exercise machines, and all the healthiest and tastiest of foods I could ask for. I truly do live in a palace, after all.”

Every thought of giving back to the community or charity?
“I do, indeed. I am an investor in the league’s funds (a most wise investment, I’ve found), and I understand many children learn about sex through this show. We educate as well as entertain,” she chuckles.

“I do make the random donation every year or so as well. Not for the sake of others, mind you, but to show the world I have money. Otherwise, what’s the point?”