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What you think of some of the other foreign wrestlers?
"NONE who can stand up to ze proud fury of ze Germans and ze master race! None who can even compare to Eva's powerful muscles and unstoppable might. Zey should be honored that I let their eak bodies even touch my unbreakable figure. My every punch a blessing, every flex an honor for zem. And being permitted to lotion up Eva's perfect skin and rolling muscles a true prize."

Who would you like to target?
"Zose who truly stand out as oppozerz of zee master race. I don't suppose I have to tell you what religions disagree with ze fuhrer, but zere do not appear to be as many as I vas told here in ze showbusiness. Rebelious sorts are fun to break under ze fuhrer's command, making zem scream praises to him and Eva as I vhip them zilly. Twist their nipples and make them try to zing ze anthem of my people. Also zose who stand out in general, zey must be weeded out."

What was your greatest victory?
"Outside of War War II I suppose?" she chuckled jovially. "I have only been able to spread the influence of my power here so much in my short time since my arrival, but it would have to be against zis Amber woman. Her body is strong, yes, but she fights with the fairy fairness of American pride and veakness and honor. Eva is ruthless

Didnt your people get your ass kicked in the war?
"Ha! It is zuch a silly American naivitee you have. Ze Fuhrer clearly has your simple pee mind right where he wants it for vhen he springs his master plan. Ze master plan of ze master race..." she sighs happily.

What was your childhood like?
"Ah, Herr interviewer wishes to play ze Sigmund Freud now, does he? Find out vy Eva is what Eva is, yes? Well, as zey say, Freud was a mother fucker... however, Eva vill disappoint you. She vas raised be her grandparents, who vere vitnesses to ze var and ze fuhrer's greatness. I vas so moved and inspired zat I obsessed with ze fuhrer, and I yearned to zerve in his ranks. Eva built her body into a temple, a massive powerful temple zat could house ze fuhrer's spirit and do his vill. I wrestled men and vomen for sport in my homeland, and ven ze offer found me to help take over zis American league, how could I resist?!"