pirate crew hired by McVan to take the title

The crew went backstage, hi-fiving and bragging when a woman in skintight black spandex seemed to materialize out of the shadows in front of them. She had a black cloth around her lower face. Loot and Plunder went into fighting positions when Captain D'Kay raised her hand warningly to them.

They stopped and Margery D'Kay stepped up to the woman in black. "What's McVan a'wantin' now?"

Ninjette nodded. "She has asked me to convince you to take out the Dixie Bitches next weekend," she said in a curt but feminine voice.

"Just some title match? That worth sendin' her sneaky pajama spy after us for?"

"McVan knows they are popular, but that they have too strong a hold on the tag belt. She wants it to trade hands, even if you lose it immediately. She wants it done by any means. Trickery, brutality, sexuality, cheating... whatever you may need, she will clear it."

"You're talkin' bloodshed and mis-doin's," Plunder grunted.

"I am," Ninjette said, containing a roll of her eyes at the abysmal use of language.

"And that costs money," Marge added with a grin.

"It is done, I assure you."

"Then my gals are ready."

"Good." Ninjette took a step backward and disappeared.

"So which ones are the Dixie Bitches?" Plunder yawned, stretching lazily.

"The country singer girls. Surprisingly tough," Marge said.

"Ha! What a fun place. Country singers and ninjas and pirates," Loot laughed. "I hope the rest of you guys like living in a comic book as much as I do."