no way on Earth!

As the security guard grabs him to escort it out I can see a strange flicker of light, soon replaced by a vision of horror.

He turned into a strange purple form cylindrical in shape, 6 foot tall with a large rounded head with 9 eyes all around them on the base of the head and a small tendril filled mouth on top of it.

On his bottom two semi spherical masses from which dozens of long tentacles sprout. The swollen pierced growth at their end open in a sucker and leaks a thick white substance.

" YOU WILL NOT STOP ME EARTHLING , THE HOLY HOLE WILL PREVAIL, THE URANIAN REGENCY WILL RULE YOUR WORLD. YOUR HOLES WILL HOUSE OUR GROWING LARVAS HATCHING BILLIONS OF NEW URANIAN SOLDIERS TO CONQUER THE WHOLE UNIVERSE." Says the strange shape.

I throw up instantly at the thought that all of what I thought a pervy nerd did to me was actually this gross caricature of a giant purple dick's doing.

" I AM EEN'DAB'HUT RECTOR OF THE HOLY HOLE AND YOU ARE MY PRISONERS. " he adds.

Soon dozen of the penis shaped tentacles spit a thick white goo on everyone in sight. Before passing out I see them ripping their clothes and masturbating, clearly already in a state of permanent orgasm.

After an unspecified amount of time I wake up.

I open my eyes to see...