new jobs

"Ladies, you were accidentally slipped some bad coffee." said Isaac. "I'm here to help you remember what you're supposed to be doing. Trust me."

"Help me!" said Valerie.

"Yes, help us!" said Morgan.

Isaac turned to Brittney "Your name is Bambi Bimbeaux" Isaac spells out Bimbeaux. "You're an underwear model." Isaac checked the time on his phone. "Your shift is to begin in five minutes. You need to strip to your bra and and boots then go around introducing yourself to men and asking them if they like your underwear. If they say 'yes,' you will tell them where to buy the underwear for their girlfriends or wives. If they're single, then you will allow them to feel you up through the underwear, so they can see how it feels."

"Oh, OK," said Brittney.

"Your shift ends at midnight."

"What about me?" asked Morgan.

"You're name is Bunny Van Hoppyskip. You're being paid to teach women had to properly perform oral sex on their boyfriends or husbands. You need to approach couples and ask the women, introduce yourself and ask them if they need help orally satisfying their lover. If they say 'yes,' you will go down on the man like an expert. Understand?"

"Yes, of course."

"And like Bambi, your shift ends at midnight."

"And me?" asks Valerie.

"You're Candy Buttlesex. You have been using a special cream on your anus. It makes the anus smooth, shiny, tight, and sensitive. You need to go up to women in restrooms, and couples at nightclubs, introduce yourself, and show them your anus. If they like what they see, you will take their names and phone numbers so you can order the cream for them. And your shift ends at midnight."

You put all three back into a trance. "At midnight tonight, you will remember who you really are. You will not know why you acted the way you did this evening, and feel ridiculous. Valerie, you will blame Brittney. Brittney you will blame Morgan, and Morgan you will blame Valerie."