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"Fourth, you are to stay in good shape. Work out regularly and eat healthy."

"Fifth, you should always look like you are going out, which means your hair and make-up should be done first thing in the morning and before I wake up."

"Sixth, you are not allowed to orgasm without my permission."

"Seventh, Danica, you will call me your lord and master and call Iris 'Dumbass 1' and Nicole 'Dumbass 2.' Iris, you and your sister will call your mom 'Worthless slut.'"

"Finally, each of you will call the woman you consider your sexiest friend and invite her over tomorrow night. Do not tell her about me. Make up some excuse to get her here. Be sure to fill in Nicole when she gets back."