more rules

"Rule five: you must always look your best, meaning you have to work out, eat healhty, make sure your hair and make up are suitable, and be properly dressed."

"Rule six: you can only wear lace, silk, or satin panties and matching bras."

"Rule seven: when we are are on a date, you pay for everything."

"Rule eight: if any of your sexy female friends becomes single, you let me know ASAP."

"Rule nine: you are responsible for my laundry and keeping our place and cars clean. You can hire someone to do it, but if you hire a maid, she has to be hot. you haven't done that yet, though."

"And finally rule ten: you always brag to your friends how awesome I am at sex and how great you orgasms are when I fuck you. I would hope you could remember ten simple rules. I am so disappointed in you. I may not fuck you for a week."

"Please no!" pleaded Morgan. "I can't go that long without you fucking me! Please punish me some other way!"

"OK, fine," I say.