"I really must remember about my hair appointment in the morning..." said Sarah Michelle Gellar while punching one male combatant right square in the face, flooring him, ko'd.
"And I have a manicure in the morning ... what colour do you think I should get?" replied Relic Hunter while snapping an easily beaten man in half by bending him the wrong war over her knee.
"I really think you should go with that reddish pink this time" said Sarah-Michelle, while catching a man that came running at her by the balls and squeezing until CRUNCH the insides were reduced to goo. "and I might go for some curls this time?"
"Great idea" replied Relic Hunter while putting a panicy male soldier who she had completely surrounded up against a wall into a headlock, which she then threw over into a head-scissors leg-lock. While his head was trapped between her lucious thighs and he was struggling on his last breath, she uttered "you'll be really cutsie in curls, and the men won't be able to resist you .... maybe I'll get that handbag that's on sale on my way to the manicurists...."
"and I might hit the shoe shop after my hair cut" replied Gellar "as my shoes need to be as erfect as me, and with all the blood on them and the dents that these inconsiderate men have made on them...." she says while taking yet another man down and out with a single kick to the face.
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