mom likes the idea

Your mom Betty laughs lightly at this. "I won't argue with THAT kind of flattery," she says, seeming to eye your erection for a moment. "And you'd like that, would you?"
"What?" you say.
"Seeing your mommy fight for you? Wouldn't that be nice?"
"I... yea, that'd be cool," you admit, trying to avoid her eyes.
"Perfect," she said with a smile. "I know a place online where women like to look for matches. Some even pros who might be able to get me back into a league, if it's such a good idea. Even some who are my age, or whoever you'd like."
"Me?"
"Of course!" she insists, sitting up. "You're the one who wants it so bad, you can even pick my debut opponent. I'll show you the site!"