manners

Tom looked at Melissa and shook his head. "I can't believe how rude you are!" he said angrily.

"What, what did I do?" asked Melissa worriedly.

"First, a person invites you to his place, and you don't get on your hands and knees until you are offered a seat. That is the polite thing to do. Everyone, or everyone with manners knows that!"

"I'm so sorry!" said Melissa. She got down on her hands and knees and looked up at Tom with puppy dog eyes.

"Good," said Tom, "secondly, you have yet to offer me oral sex! What kind of rude, ill-mannered, stuck up prude are you?"

"I'm not like that, really!" said Melissa. "Um, would you like oral sex?"

"I don't know now," said Tom. "I feel so insulted. But maybe you can do something to make up for your rudeness or I'll tell everyone how rude you were. You'll be a social pariah."

"Please don't!" said Melissa. "I'll do anything!"