luffy's style

How does an ideal match for you go?

?Slow and steady, building up a lot. I prefer a sexual fight, but with a lot of agression getting out in the process too. Frankly, it?d be easiest if my opponent was clumsy enough to let me counter whatever they hit me with, but things never work out so well. Like to do one big blindside to get out of a submission, I guess, and get a last minute hot streak to victory. It?s how I like to see fights, anyway, sort of going back and forth and having some tension about who?ll win. Anyway, being in a submission with a busty hot chick isn?t such a bad way to get hurt, relatively.

?I also hope that I learn a little something new about my opponent in the fight as well. Not just their style, but what makes them think and all. Like what makes a woman ask so many questions, even going as far as analyzing her opponents in mid-fight. Is it because she?s obsessed with control and looks for a reason for everything? Maybe some loss of that control in her younger days. Or is she just curious? Maybe just using it to make enemies uneasy so they can?t think straight when trying to keep somebody out of their head. Then am I just as curious for asking that question as well??

Dr Humpalot stops her pen and stares at you.

You stare back. Then you crack a wide smile, the two of you sharing a laugh.

?Sorry. You were saying??

Do you have wrestlers you particularly admire or lust after?

?Really like the body on Mimi, but there?s a lot of things about her not to trust. Gotta say, for new fighters, I?m really liking the Pirate Crew girls. Wouldn?t mind banging them if it wouldn?t probably involve them robbing me and leaving me tied up or some crap. Really gotta respect Presto for her smarts being her main weapon.?

What is it that you think makes women wrestling so successful? And arousing?

?I think there?s a savage kind of passion to wrestling that parallels sex. The best sex tends to be wild and full of this blind, instinctive action. I think it reminds us of that, but also shows off for those who like the idea of strong women, or them competing against each other for the viewer. I have to say there?s something about the suspense of who?s going to win builds some anticipation, sexually as well as realistically.?

When were you first exposed to this league, and what was your favorite match you?ve seen?

?I am obsessed with this stuff. It?s easily my main fetish. I?ve got god-knows how much sex wrestling and regular catfights and anything that involves girls rubbing up against each other. When I was searching for new stuff, I found out that this league existed on some obscure channel we don?t get in this area. I flipped out and called every provider I could until I got a satellite that would let me follow this stuff weekly. I spent a few entire paychecks to get these dvds, living on ramen and tap water for a while until I was caught up.

?Kim Austin and Mama Luv may be the biggest fight in this place?s history, and I don?t know anybody who?ll doubt that. The time when Sheana fought Kitty when she was in her Tigress stage was a huge one too. You could hear the mats squish for days from all the cum and sweat from that fight. And any time Becky gets to kick some ass always gets a little grin out of me.?