jump rope

Might as well put on a show, right? You grin.

You pick a spot in front of one of the walls of mirror and start skipping rope. From your position you can see your own reflection in the mirror, as well as the faces of any passersby.

As you jump, your fat softie bounces all over the place. You manage to get into a nice rhythm where your balls are slapping noisily against your thighs. Your eye is drawn to the lewd display and for a few minutes you just bask in your own sex appeal, forgetting to keep an eye out for anyone else who may be enjoying your show.

Ready to start lifting, you claim a spot on a nearby bench to do some incline chest presses.