inHeat

"If you want weird, I've got weird. And nothing is weirder than inHeat. You know how female dogs go into heat?"

"Ew" I replied, evenly.

"Well this simulates that. It is supposed to be the 'back to nature' way to find romance. Do it like the animals do it. Hippie stuff"

"Ew" I put in.

"It works like this: You take this patch containing a time release aphrodisiac, and at the start of the week you put it somewhere on your body. Then at some random point throughout the week the app triggers the patch, releasing the aphrodisiac and making you go 'Into Heat'.

"Ew."

"Oh it gets worse. Because when animals go into heat they release all these pheromones, right, to let the guy animals nearby know what's up. Well guys download the app, too, but it tells THEM if there are any nearby ladies inHeat. And when your app triggers it sends out cyber pheromones to all the nearby studs."

"You win. That definitely is crazy weird"

"But on the plus side, it's free for the girls. Pricey for the guys, though." Jessie kept reading "Oooh, and apparently Prime members get advanced warning of when you are going to go into Heat..."