hit her with a shoe

He picks take off his shoe. He needs to get the drunken Candy attention. He had done some baseball in his pass. He was a good pitcher. He chucks it at her. It hits her in the eye. She takes her book and smashes it down upon him. The book seems to cover the entire sky. The last thing he sees is the word War and Peace. He is splatter across the table like a bug

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