hide under the table, quick!

I dived under the table and waits for him to pass by, but he just stands there. I look at this feet and just sit there until he gets under the table and sits by me.
"You hiding from something?" he says and laughs. Oh God, his laugh was so sexy, I wanted to melt right there. I wish I did!
"Just, um dropped my pen. Haha" I say and a turn around and search for any lose pens. Then he grabs my "Nightmare Before Christmas" pen from my back pocket and says "You mean this pen?"
I face palm myself and he laughs again, I've never been so awkward in my life! "Oh that's the one! Thanks" I slip it out of his hand and crawls out from under the table in such a hurry I hit my head so hard on the table, I pass out and fall into his arms.