here goes

Why Exactly do people enjoy **** and beating you to much?
P: “Cuz they think we’re easy targets for being smaller and younger. They don’t always like having to put up a real fight to get their nasty kicks. So they grab us a lot, usually cuz they can sometimes get two for one.
T: “They seem to like me cuz I’m one of the few guys who stays around. But we show them that we won’t go easy! We’re REAL good at running now.”

Ever thought of taking fighting lessons?
T: “We do. Mama and Casey train us a lot, wanting to make sure we get hurt as little as possible. Aunt Becky helped us start out, and she gives us a hand sometimes when mommy’s not around.”
P: “And our special friends Mary and Rachel… Rock… ROCHELL give us some help training too. Style and strength training from Mary, and Rochell shows us how to… distract people, and helps us use our advantages.”
T: “I also know some karate from classes. My sensei says she’s never seen a person take a punch quite like me.”

Is it bad living in the older girls shadows?
T: “Not always. We’re still famous, and mom makes us save it, but we’re making great money for our age. I think we’re getting it rough now, but we’ll break through some day and beat a lot of butt! Maybe even tomorrow!”
BB: “Yea right.”
P: “We’re making our own mark, that’s what matters. We do it our way, and win or lose, we’re making a little bit of history while we grow up big and strong.”

How is your relationship with your dad?
P: “He’s a lot of fun. He’s not as rough with us as Mama is. He’s usually taking care of us and the house in the usual way. Some kids say he’s girly for it, but when we really argue about it, I really like to prove to them that my dad can beat up their dad. Whatever people say, dad’s a real good fighter. Probably better than anybody outside the league. He’s even made mommy scream from the bedroom before.”
T: “We’re really close. Us Luv men got to stick together. He helps me get better after some of my real bad matches, and he’s always looking out for us. He seems to like us wrestling more than Casey and mom do. Me, anyway. Sometimes he acts like Petty shouldn’t be.”

Isn’t it true Mama breast fed you well into elementary school?
T: “Well duh. That’s normal.”
BB: “No it’s not.”
T: “What!? But Mama loves us… she must love us more than usual moms do, I guess.”
P: “Well really, she still feeds people her age in the league, so I don’t see why feeding us is so weird. Jeez.”

What wrestler would you two most like to date?
T: “Uh… well, I’ve been hearing about this new girl… well, she’s kinda new, but kinda old too. She’s about my age, and she’s taken up babysitting and she’s really nice. But… well, sometimes I hope she’s still a little mean. You know… just SOME of the time. When it feels… good.”
P: “I’d like to go out with big sister Casey! But people say that’s not allowed, so I think that Tara girl. She’s really nice and really strong and pretty. We could practice together, and have slumber parties and tell ghost stories and all sorts of neat stuff girls do together. Then we could get married so we could wrestle all day, and then grown-up wrestle all night.”