headaches abound

Awakening alone is slowly becomeing a distant memory in your life as the first site you see in the morning is a wild shock of pink hair. "Mmmh....Johnny.." a soft moan is heard followed by quite hissing. Smileing slightly at the sight you gently whsiper to them. "Girls, wake up..."

A grumbleing moan is heard. "Five more minutesssss...." followed by two pairs of arms squeezeing you slightly. "Ok, but don't come crying to me when Yoru-chan and Bee-chan eat your cinnamon buns!" Frantic squeeling is heard as the two sword spirits rumble out of your room followed by muffled curseing from the other room.

"I'm really sorry Grim..." you whisper with a slightly mirthfull tone as you help your second seat fraccion member of the floor. After helping her to the couch she slaps your head softly. "Damn it Johnny!! You know they..." She waves her hand toward Saru-chan and Hebi-chan, who are happly munching on giant cinnamon buns oblivious to the world.

"Would believe ANYTHING you told them!" She rubs a small lump on her head. Feeling playfull you lean over and kiss her lump. "Feel better now?" The sight the rest of your little clan is created by when they enter the living room is a beat red Grim repeatedly bopping you on the head shouting. "Baka, baka, baka, baka!!" As you laugh hystericaly.

The room is deathly silent as Aizen leafs through Nanao-chan's folder. You feel two hands on your legs giveing you a comforting squeeze. Knowing that Coyote and Tia are seated on either side if you, you smile softly at the gesture. Twenty minutes pass before anything is said before quiet chuckleing is heard. "Um...care to share the joke, Aizen-sama?" Gin asks with a questiong tone. Aizen leans over to Gin and Tossen and whispers something. Soon Gin and Tossen are both laughing, ok Tossen is only quietly chuckleing while Gin is belly laughing. "Keeripes Johnny-boy, if ya keep this up we might have ta build her owen wing!"

Somehow you just know this has to do with the fact that Kaiten Kyokotsu is in love with you. "Why me...." Star whispers info your ear softly. "Why not, my alpha~?" Glareing at the sleepy beauty you grumble slightly about naughty girlfreinds. Aizen clears his throat. "Seeing that what ever controls this wont be stopping anytime soon I have made a new ruleing, if any females from the seiretei come here looking for our freind John. They will have to prove their loalty in a simmilar fashion." Reluctantly the group agrees. "But Aizen-sama, what if they are only pretending?" Aizen's smile turns cold.

"Then my dear Yami, we will destroy them however we se fit." He turns to you with a raised eyebrow. "You have no problem with this, correct?" You nod curtly. "No bossman, toying with my feelings is the one thing I can not forgive." Even Nnoitra shudders at the chill to your words before chuckleing. "Now your starting to sound like one of us kid!"

Informing your family the good news causes a collective sigh of relief. "Phew, nya. We where worried about you." Yoru whispers as she buts your hand with her ear. "It was scary waitng for the news nya." Bee adds while nuzzleing into your leg.

"Oh please, ignore those horney pussies Johnny, they only want to butter you up since its their turn tonight." Suzume grumbles as she darts around you. "Some bodys jelous!" Haineko singsongs from the couch. "I AM NOT JELOUS!!!" Suzume squeeks in an embarased rage as she zooms over to harrass the chuckleing kitty girl.

Later on that night as you step out of the shower you hear a group of voices comeing from your bedroom. "Shit! That took forever!!!" A loud grumbleing is heard by hurried whispering. "What? Oh screw you DUTCH BOY!!" "WHO ARE YOU CALLING DUTCH BOY, YOU SNAGGLE TOOTHED SHRIMP!?" Standing in the shadows you just have to scratch your head at the rediculessnes of all this.

You are about to break up the strange fight when two MORE voices are heard from the bathroom. "Nemu-san, are you certain this is the right room?" "Hai, Rukia-san... Taicho's device is flawless." ".....if you say so Nemu-san...." You look to the heavens and mentaly shout 'oh Kami, WHAT NOW!?'.