head out

You don't see anyone knew at the gym, so you just leave. As you do, you see Elaine walking out. Her beehive is hanging a bit to one side, and makes her look even sillier.

You head to an upscale clothing store and get a free set of clothes: expensive jeans, and a silk long sleeve button down shirt. You are gifted a $500 pair of leather shoes.

The sun is setting and you head to where the ritzy night clubs are. You see one that is advertising Ladies Night. There is a bouncer, but you have him ignore you as you walk in. The first thing you notice is the dance floor.

There are three bars in the club. One next to the dance floor, one towards the back, and another one near some couches and tables. The waitresses are dressed like 1930s theater ushers or hotel bell hops in short skirts.

You get a beer and scope out the place. You see a couple groups of women out on "girls night out."

And even a couple of tipsy cougars whose eyes you catch.

"What to do, what to do?" you think.