... have sex with her...? That’s what she said? Huh. I have a bad feeling about this...

“... you should sit in that chair until I say you can leave. And don’t fight this.” she said, in an oddly sensual way as she started pulling down her own shorts and got up from her chair. Oh jeez, it’s Rapey Slaves again! If things go on as is, she’ll probably knock herself up cause of how much I want to do that in general!

Since she had asked me, I couldn’t get up or resist as she pulled off my clothes, my dick already hardening as I recognized what she would be doing to me. Because of the drawback I couldn’t stop her, since I have to comply with her newly rapey wishes. But I did have an idea.

Seeing as we were still in his house, I yelled “Rohan, a little help!? She’s being unconsciously manipulated into **** me, and I’m pretty sure if I have any sex with her that’ll make her magically more attached to me even though she doesn’t actually want to be! Can you do something about this?” After taking a somewhat long sip as Taylor jerked me to full mast, Rohan replied “I’m familiar, your Head Start’s ‘Bonding’ option. Remember, I already read through your contents. And yes, I will provide assistance.” as he pulled out a pen.

An instant later, the image of Heaven’s Door flashed before our eyes as Taylor’s and my pages flipped open. Immediately after, ink splashed onto open sections of our pages that read “I will keep Rohan Kishibe’s furniture and house clean during the course of any and all sexual acts I participate in.”

I sighed “Rohan, I meant with her! I can’t stop her doing this, but you can! C’mon, I don’t want to **** her to like me, I want her to be cool with me the regular way! Please, you gotta do something!” as she started to lick along the length of my member. I didn’t even like blowjobs! I mean, I haven’t really had any, only got a girlfriend once I somehow got nine slaves, but I’ve never been a fan of watching porn or hentai of blowjobs. Cunnilingus seems great, I just didn’t really feel like I was into being on the receiving end of that sort of stuff myself.

I mean, you’d be putting someone’s mouth on your own dick. What, are penises suddenly some bastion of cleanliness? Even if I don’t have to eat or use the bathroom, I’m pretty sure I still needed to wash myself. And I didn’t want someone to have to deal with any grimy bits by way of tongue-cleaning.

But, as Taylor’s ministrations went on, I noticed that all of her licks and sucks didn’t seem to be removing anything. Like, it didn’t feel like any dirt or dead skin or smegma was getting cleaned off. Oh, right, Porn Logistics! That Head Start option that makes it so I don’t have to worry about small details that’d interfere with any sexual goings-on I’m a part of. I guess that includes whether me or my partners practice good hygiene, since I’m not into stuff that gets really dirty or smelly... lucky for me.

While I noticed this, Rohan replied “This is a part of your situation. If you’re going to provide interesting enough material for our deal, I can’t interfere with anything major. That wouldn’t be conducive to the ‘reality’ I want to convey. If you want your wishes fulfilled, use the brain you must have rattling around that noggin of yours and think of a plan.” as he took an idle sip, watching the proceedings.

You know, it really is obvious in hindsight that the most he’d do is keep his house from getting dirtied. He was right, though. I would need to do something if I didn’t want her to get altered into someone else. Mentally adjusting myself to be infertile, and to produce an abysmally low amount of cum, I finally asked “Bearing in mind I’d still like you to be honest, what do you consider ‘sex’?” Depending on what she said, I’d have my work cut out for me.

As my dick popped out of her mouth, she started stroking it and answered “Pretty much anything that’s not foreplay.” Well that didn’t answer anything! Practically anything can be foreplay, or not, depending on when people finish! Oh, wait. That’s it!

For the most part, foreplay for women includes making them cum so they can get properly lubed up. But for men, that’s just getting them hard! And if I make her cum enough with foreplay, we don’t have to move on to actual sex, and she won’t end up bonded into being devoted to me! Wow, it just now sunk in how ironic this situation is. Sheesh, the lengths I go to.

I sputtered out “C-Can I eat you out? I w-want to help you g-get off as much as you n-n-need to.” as I slightly shivered, trying not to let on what I was trying to do. She shrugged, climbing up onto my chair as she shouted “Sweet! Heads-up, you’re not gonna breathe for a while.” and wrapped her legs around my head.

With my face pressed into her snatch, I started licking, trying to use what I had learned from all of my previous efforts at cunnilingus to get her to orgasm as quickly and as rapidly as possible. As I started to lick the letter H, her grip on my hair tightened, and her legs squeezed my head even stronger. As I felt her walls grip my tongue in an orgasmic miasma of shudders and moans, I realized I had indeed not breathed in a while.

While my vision turned black, I thought “Maybe I should’ve started with fingering her...”

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Once I regained consciousness, I heard a voice say “Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.”

Immediately I muttered “Oh god, come on, I haven’t even played Skyrim before...”

“Yeah, you’re not missing much. Had to mod it so much it might as well was a different game to feel like doing a second playthrough...” the voice replied, chuckling.

By the time my vision came back, I saw Taylor, now dressed again, in Rohan’s living room still. I asked “Wow, you weren’t kidding about the breathing. How long was I out?” Taylor started fidgeting, uncomfortable as she replied “Uh... a day. I... kinda killed you. By suffocation.”

“Really? That’s impressive, actually. Nice to know my Immortality works. Oh, wait, it’s been a day, so... now it’s Monday? Okay, keeping that in mind...”

She raised an eyebrow at me. “You’re... not mad? I pretty much started **** you. Then killed you. Like, you know how suffocation works? You have to stop breathing for a while before brain **** occurs, I rode your face for a... probably unreasonable amount of time.” she said, overcome with guilt suddenly.

I shrugged, saying “Well, like I said, I’m Immortal. Not to sound like a mushroom, but you can’t kill me in a way that matters. As long as you’re fine with helping me keep myself and all the people I’m responsible for safe and happy, I don’t have a problem with you or the stuff you do.” as I stood back up.

Her face easing up at least a little, Taylor asked “Yeah, about that... I mean, Rohan told me already before he left some stuff he read from your book, but... is it true? Do you really have essentially an entire world’s worth of slaves, every single starting ****, and a few more even aside from that!?” while her face quickly shifted to one of wonder/dread.

I blinked. “Oh, yeah, that’s right. Oh, also I have a stopwatch that actually stops time, a wristwatch that lets me be considered normal or ordinary no matter what I do, a smartphone that hypnotizes people if they’re weak enough mentally, and... yeah, a notebook that alters the Normalities of the world it’s in.” I answered, pulling the items from my bag to show her as I mentioned them.

Staring at the stopwatch, Taylor continued “Why didn’t you use this when you knew I was outside?” Immediately I replied “Didn’t know if you had already controlled Jotaro Kujo. He’d notice if time stopped, and probably just need a second to take it from me, restart time, and punch me into meat goo as soon as I got too close to you.”

Raising an eyebrow, Taylor said “But you could just stay out of his range and set me up as your **** in the frozen time, right? Or is the range of your telepathy only 1 or 2 meters?” I facepalmed as I answered “No, it’s definitely larger than Star Platinum’s range. If I work with another allied telepath the range gets bigger, too. Plus, now that I think about it, I could probably have even just used the Normality Dial too... dunno why it didn’t occur to me.” Jeez, seems obvious now that it got pointed out, like a good riddle that’s completely stumped someone...

But moving on, I asked “Actually though, what did you mean by ‘Every Single Starting ****”? Did you get to pick people like Gwedillth or Yui too? I thought they were special cases.” Taylor sighed “Maybe, but that’s how we’re both in Part 4 JoJo specifically. Universes of the same timeline run at different points. It’s how Trunks time traveled in DBZ. Infinite possible planewalkings means infinite possible worlds, which includes the same world at different times. I’m not sure what happens now that you’ve gotten me to join you, though... I kept my Jamie as a man, since I thought it’d be fun to make him a super stud, but you’ve already knocked yours up. Do both of our Jamies have to meet? Can they meet?”

Oh, that reminds me! I quickly asked her “Also, before I forget to ask, what’s your Mindslaver Build? I figure if you’re gonna work with me, I should have an idea what you can do.”

Sighing, again, Taylor answered “Fair enough. Okay, first off...”

And then she explained what the options she took were, and it all ended up being like this list below.

CONTRACT(0p)

**** ****(-1p)

NORMALIZE(-1p)

COMBAT TRAINING(-3p)

CHARM(-1p)

OBJECTIFICATION(-1p)

POCKET DIMENSION(-3p)

PLANESWALKER(-6p)

CTHU'S PACT(+2p)

“Oh, so since you can charm them, it doesn’t matter that you’re making “**** Slaves” that are the person’s regular personality. Plus, since you have a Pocket Dimension and Objectification, you can keep as many of them there as you want! Wait, but the pocket dimension already can hold infinite people...” I said, mulling over the logistics of her build.

Taylor once again sighed, explaining “Except I didn’t pick Immortality. Since I can turn them into objects, I’d be better off making them into largely indestructible or easy to hide things, like sheets of graphene. Just cause I can choose to make them dildos and sex dolls doesn’t limit me to those forms.”

I nodded, replying “Oh, okay, and that’s also how you keep that Cthu girl you made the pact with safe too, right? Since it’s a pocket dimension, you just put her in there?” She nodded back, saying “Right. Plus, I can make any of my slaves unmatched fighters by applying Combat Training, which should work on people who are already skilled to make them even more dangerous.”

“Right, right. Taylor?”

“Yeah?”

“Again, are you sure that you’re okay with this?” I asked as I thrust up into her depths, though making sure not to jab into her cervix roughly. She was definitely smaller than me, and from what I heard it hurt most women if you ram into their womb’s entrance. Just another lie spread by hentai, I guess...

Taylor raised an eyebrow and answered “Are you still on about that? Look, I know that Bonding thing makes people like you more when you fuck them, but I just can’t shake the feeling I should trust you despite that. Even with that Unnatural Aura of yours too. Plus, did you think I wouldn’t want a go with this monster you were hiding between your legs?” while tightening herself around my dick to illustrate her point.

I sighed, resigning myself to what our relationship would be. I still have Serendipity active, though I still dunno why I can’t turn it off, so I’d be fated to meet people who’d end up having sex with me. Paired with Bonding, and that kinda taints any relationship I can ever have. I bet the only reason I’m not shacking up with a genderswapped Rohan is that Taylor was here, too. Or maybe she came because I couldn’t do it? I haven’t tested anything about it, so the specific causes are still real unclear to me...

But, on the bright side, I’m pretty much set in terms of my defenses at the moment. With my stopwatch and Rohan’s write-in, I basically have an eternity of preparation, plus five minutes, whenever anyone’s going to attack me. I’m essentially as close to secure as I could get without magically preventing an attack from happening.

Oh, right, Janice’s shop! I still have to stop by to see if her place’s enchantments can help keep my harem safe while I’m away. Since it’s not Sunday anymore, she should be open now! Though, I did have an idea of something I wanted to try before I left the world of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 4...