go to the obstacle course

(Originally published by Ewong at writing.com. Republished with the original author's permission.)

All the students are rotating through, and not one has been brave enough to tackle the obstacle course that was specially constructed for the presidential exercise program. At the edge of the gym, it was far from where the students were working out. Your teacher instructs you to give it a go.

You stare at the large structure, awestruck. It's a massive inflatable like those moo bounces at kids' parties. Except this one had a net to crawl under, followed by swinging dummies that you'd have to avoid, then climb up a five-foot ramp using a rope, swing across a gap to another inflatable with a walkway that rotates lengthwise like on American Gladiators. But the hard part was a 30-foot rock climbing wall with a huge slide that dumps you outside to the finish.

The teacher snaps her fingers to tell you to get a move on. You climb onto the inflatable and stand just behind the net. You get down on all fours to get ready.

She blows the whistle, and you start crawling. Soon, you feel your shorts slipping off, exposing your rear. The constant swivel of your hips have made your shirt bunch at your waist, making sure that your teacher is able to see your predicament.

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