fucking Carrdiff

you exit the door into a city. it's not an American city that your used to but a more relaxed one, lots of open space and...holy shit some green in the city?! without a doubt your on Earth and probably in the UK if the fact all the cars are on the left of the road. This is just your luck. you meet something that can take you anyway and it decides to take you to the UK. looking for any signs you started to get angry. why the UK? sure lots of doctor who is set there but why this place. suddenly you see it! an alien language on a sign next to the English of it. you knew it could not just be the uk. you see an older lady walking down the street. you grab her arm.

"miss, what alien language is that?" you say, pointing to the werid 34 letter long word. she frowns at you.

"it's Welsh you racist American cunt" she replies simply, leaving you stunned ashse walks off.