fuck with her

You stare at the frozen Mrs. Crenshaw.

You wave your hand in front of her face, but she does not move. You reach up and cup a breast, but she does not move. You walk behind her and reach up under her shirt and unclasp her bra. You walk back in front of her and unbutton and unzip her slacks.

You decide to try the mind control feature. "Mrs. Crenshaw, for the rest of the day, you will follow every sentence with a loud meow. You have no idea why you're doing this and feel ridiculous. You also crave tuna. You will get a can of tuna, put it in a bowl, and put the bowl on the floor. You will then eat the tuna like a cat and not realize what you're doing until your finished."

You step back and restart time. "Mrs Crenshaw, I did nothing wrong."

"We don't need stray animals around her...meow!" She realizes her bra has become unclasped and reaches up to adjust the straps.

"Your pants are undone," you tell her. "You coming on to me?"

"You wish, meow!"

"Why do you keep meowing?"

"I'm just...um...mocking you, meow!" She zips up and buttons her jeans.

"Maybe you should get a cat."

"I hate cats, meow! UGH! Just stop doing it, meow!"

"I'll stop doing it if you stop that stupid meow. Deal?"

"I don't have to do it, meow! ARRGGH!" she turns and goes into her apartment, slamming the door behind her.