friend

You text her: “Alexis me and you have a mutual connection here.”

Alexis: “And what connection is that, oh you mean you ruining my life.”

You: “Well I saved your relationship and now I'm making sure you two stay together and in return you have allow me to occlusion have sex with you. I would say we are friends, In fact friends with benefits.”

Alexis: “that a huge leap for me to ever call you my friend you sick prev.”

You:” well you're going to have to unless you want me to stop preventing your relationship from ending.”