football

Tanya appeared on a big screen tv near the announcers' table. "Ladies. I hope you've enjoyed your vacation so far, because you're all about to get something a lot rougher than spa treatments and tanning. Tonight, my little babies, you get..."

Something whizzed at her head and she caught it without looking, holding up a brown, oval-ish object in front of her. "Football."

Murmurs went through the girls.

"Tell me you know how to play football..." Kim asked, a bit desperately, to her teammates.

Delisha rolled her shoulders. "Woulda preferred rugby, but American football's alright for lightweights like you lot."

"Ah," Wendy said as if reminiscing. "The American past time of retards ramming into eachother... good times."

Becky held up a fist cockily to Sheana. She stared at it blankly before Becky rolled her eyes, taking the jungle girl's hand, shaping it into a fist, and bumping knuckles with her while she rolled her eyes.

"You'll be having 4 games, one team against another. No tournament, just one match up to, say, 3 touchdowns. No extra points or field goals. You'll find the grounds marked for downs and yards and goal lines, and refs will be making the calls with our dear Scott and Debbie having any final words in my leave. But you're grown girls, so apart from no weapons of any kind, it's basic backyard rules. Wear what you want, anything goes, just get that ball to the other side without falling, dropping it, or dying. Matches will beee..."