dealing with the rebel kids

Mr. Horner walked into Mr. Yokem's office. The assitant principal was on the phone and looked up at Horner with displeasure for having just barged in.

"Excuse yourself from that caller, hang up, and go for a long walk. You need to unwind," said Horner.

"Um, Greg, I have to go....yeah, something came up. I'll call you back." Yokem hung up. "I'm glad you came in. I REALLY need to unwind," said Yokem.

"That's OK, send one of those kids in here. I'll deal with them."

"Right you are. You've been here longer than anyone else, so you'll know what to do," said Yokem. "Man, and they're only sophmores!" He left, and a moment later one of the boys came in an slunked down in the chair.

Horner sat on the edge of the desk and looked down at the boy. "Tell me your name," he said.

"Noah Gregory," said the boy in a mumble.

"Speak clearly and respectfully when you talk to an adult," said Horner. "Why did you say I got you that booze?"

"Because everyone knows you take a nip now and then. Johnny Reilly saw your bottle when he had to help you clean up the grafitti in the bathroom and helped you get supplies out of your closet, so we thought if you blamed you, we could get off lighter."

"Who gave you the booze?"

"Coach Light, sir."

"What about the story of the panties?"

"We were at Megan's house earlier and Kyle swiped those panties from Megan's sister's room as a gag. They were in the car, when we were caught. We thought it would make you look more guily and us less guilty."

"Noah, I think I know your problem. You really, REALLY love Broadway musical and showtunes. Show tunes are the only music you like. Your dream is to be a dancer on Broadway. The though guy thing is an act because you've been supressing these desires. But from now on, follow your dream. Join the drama club, the choral club, and take dance lessons. Take out those stupid facial piercings and dress flashier and more in style. Oh, and if anyone asks about your change in appearance and attitude, tell them your dream, and tell them you've also been compensating for a small penis. That is the right thing to do."

"Yes, sir, you are aboslutely right," Said Noah.

Horner used the bone to shrink Noah's dick a couple of inches too.

"Now tell the truth to Yokem about who got you the liquor when he comes back. Go out there, keep your mouth shut, and send in Kyle."

"Yes, sir. Thank you, sir," said Noah politely and left.

A moment later, Kyle came in. He also slumped in the chair and stretched his legs out.